Weekend newsletter

Ok, so I was watching Pretty In Pink, and well, my t.v. is all screwy, so I decided to make a newsletter. Man, this newsletter is gonna be about Egypt, man, what a graveyard that is, ya know? Anyways, vandals broke into a museum and crushed all of the diplay cases and ripped the heads off of mummies. Sheesh, they've got some problems.

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